jessiesjaded:

Canon dialogue.

transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

tiktaalic:

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

were–ralph:

Where did you come from

Tumblr is my home….I never left

I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason

Reddit Refugee

Twitter Refugee

Facebook Refugee

Some Other Site [Comment]

RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

bobolobocus:

liberalsarecool:

minmaneth:

bellybuttonblue2:

just sayin’

This should be taught in school.

rumade:

catchymemes:

I was a cheerleader at university, this was in the UK so not serious at all, but we did go and compete at Nationals which were being held in Bournemouth, a fair distance from our uni in London. One of the girls was like “omg you can stay at my house! My parents live like 30 minutes away.” so all 25 of us got on the coach with a blanket and pillow and clothes, expecting to like, stay at a house.

Her house in the New Forest. They had a pool and hot tub, a pool house, and I think 4 or 5 bedrooms and 2 reception rooms. I say “I think” because we weren’t actually allowed to stay in the house. Our coach and 2 male members stayed in the pool house, which had a very small room, plus a bathroom which all of us were to share. The rest of us had to sleep in a big tent gazebo thing in the garden. In May in England. When none of us were prepared for camping. It was about 10°c in the night, not comfortable at all.

I very briefly saw the inside of the house when I asked her mother if there was another bathroom because we were running late and i needed to put my contact lenses in, and she shooed me into a cupboard under the stairs. The living room I caught a glimpse of had enough space for all of us to sleep there.

The next day when we got back from the competition, we were given a BBQ dinner! Which consisted of 1 chicken leg and 1 potato each.

For the privilege of staying at her house, we all had to give Nadine £5.

Every time I see a post like this, I think of that time, freezing my ass off, in a mansion garden.

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

I’m about to enter monk mode

HUAH

[The hair on the top of my head violently explodes off my body, resulting in a perfect TONSURE]

imabiscuitinthousandworlds:

durnesque-esque:

memingursa:

Guy certainly knows about it

I know this is long, but I beg of you, listen to the whole thing. It’s important. It’s worth it. Please, please watch ‘til the end.

a-singular-canadian:

marshthemehllow:

ko-nyaa:

tiktoks-we-like:

Man sees crab for the first time.

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

quasi-normalcy:

hellhelpwhichever:

bellybuttonblue2:

Holy shit, fucking drag him

The highlighted portions are good, but I also really like this line:

“People do not go to war for abstract theories of government. They fight for property and privilege and that was what Virginia fought for in the Civil War.”